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I like to have fun & share it on my stories - I update it often, and also throw plenty of fun stuff on my Instagram page as well. Follow me for daily stories and videos!

Take a gander - if ya like something, share it - also, DM me & say hi! And if you wanna rub butts, DM me for that as well!

today i met punk rock legend marky ramone. he grabbed me in the hallway at sirius, and with his new york accent and old school attitude told me a joke, and i was like “gabba gabba hey thank GOD it wasn’t racist!”

grab a seltz & a smile and make any day a fidance! p.s. @thehomelesspimp slays p.p.s. @sanpellegrino_official 👀👀👀

also get a puerto rican on pills to yell at you for crying & shaking

penny for your thoughts?

happy valentine’s day!!

too handsome for radio, too gay for tv

just stop it already

the first ska show i ever went to i got stomped on by a sharp (skin heads against racial prejudice) at the troc in philly while the pietasters were playing. it was pietasters, pilfers, and catch 22. i was 14 and just joined a ska band. i got picked u

lol a friend sent me this from 2011

me @alisonleiby & @duncantrussell had a rockin good time at the @bellhouseny tonight! tomorrow & saturday @arlington_drafthouse!!!!

black teens always told me “you look like the dude that fucked a pie!” so it was an honor to finally tell the pie fucker himself.

Baby Bwoy on the Bayou

I love my cat Samson and sometimes I talk to him like we live on the bayou catchin’ gatahs nah

Went on a Date with Pellegrino

I’ve been trying to get Pellegrino to sponsor me, so we went on a date to discuss. Let’s just say things got a little cray cray after the date…

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