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today i met punk rock legend marky ramone. he grabbed me in the hallway at sirius, and with his new york accent and old school attitude told me a joke, and i was like “gabba gabba hey thank GOD it wasn’t racist!”
grab a seltz & a smile and make any day a fidance! p.s. @thehomelesspimp slays p.p.s. @sanpellegrino_official 👀👀👀
also get a puerto rican on pills to yell at you for crying & shaking
penny for your thoughts?
happy valentine’s day!!
too handsome for radio, too gay for tv
just stop it already
era vulgaris
the first ska show i ever went to i got stomped on by a sharp (skin heads against racial prejudice) at the troc in philly while the pietasters were playing. it was pietasters, pilfers, and catch 22. i was 14 and just joined a ska band. i got picked u
lol a friend sent me this from 2011
me @alisonleiby & @duncantrussell had a rockin good time at the @bellhouseny tonight! tomorrow & saturday @arlington_drafthouse!!!!
black teens always told me “you look like the dude that fucked a pie!” so it was an honor to finally tell the pie fucker himself.

Baby Bwoy on the Bayou

I love my cat Samson and sometimes I talk to him like we live on the bayou catchin’ gatahs nah

 

Went on a Date with Pellegrino

I’ve been trying to get Pellegrino to sponsor me, so we went on a date to discuss. Let’s just say things got a little cray cray after the date…